Writings
From the lofts of my imagination.
Most of these PDF files for cross-platform compatibility's sake. I don't trust dem pesky text encodings. Having the latest version of the free of charge Adobe Acrobat Reader for your platform is always a good idea anyway. Unless you're a Mac user of course, we already have the excellent Preview app at our disposal.
Combine one of the most overbugdeted b-movies after the year 2000 and a slightly deranged mind, and the result is this unnervingly true-to-life spoof.
The complete Bassic discography
Bassic is an ambient artist who usually publishes his works online.
Old stuff in English
Ancient & Medieval Philosophy (46.2 kB)
A philosophy take-home exam from high school. Some of the names that appear here are Socrates, Plato, Heraclitus, Aquinas, Anselm and Kierkegaard. It's a good refresher on some interesting historical points of philosophy. In hindsight, though, I have to say I was a bit unfair on ol' Socs.
A hippie commie anarchist take on Monopoly, as imagined by two girls aged 15 and 12. Probably unplayable, but still funny to read. Originally written in Swedish and then translated. Some minor spelling and translation corrections and one case of rewording were neccessary, but in all other regards I could've written this today.
Other old stuff
Donald Duck philosophiert (156.6 kB)
Yes, I drew this myself... faithful Donald Duck fans will recognize this way of thinking. 
German and English, although the English is a rather loose translation.
Ich fahre in einem Faß die Niagarafälle hinunter (4.3 kB)
A really silly essay I wrote for German class. Yes, I've watched Woody Woodpecker too much. German only.
A huge list of made up words (28.8 kB)
This is what you get when you sit for hours at end and hammer on the keyboard. Yes, this used to be one of my favorite pastimes. I've actually used some of these, even if only as obscure folder names. (Some of them are in fact not mine, but who'll notice? 
) Any language you wish, even if I've grown used to voicing them in Swedish. Yes, some have umlauts.